Angry Beards Hair Dryer Mjölnir

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Gone are the days when a guy had to pick up his young one's pink phoenix. We forged the first hairdryer designed purely for a man's snout, for which Odin would sacrifice his left eye. The perfect gift for anyone worthy and Mjölnir uplifting. Up to 2,000 watts of pure power, so we're surprised it doesn't need a gun. Plus two modes of Norse thunder and a button that activates instant death.

FENUS MAXIMUS

There's nothing like it in the world yet. Fens used to be female-only. Pink and elegant. We have brought Mjölnir to the altar of the gods. Because even guys deserve to blow-dry without their balls shriveling and their dick turning into a clipboard. Period for unisex blow dryers. Behind the oppression and shrinkage. This thing is forged in men's tits. When Valhalla calls, you'll be ready.

A GIFT FROM THE GODS OF THE NORTH

Dry the wet hare or bierda with a towel, whatever it will do. Then blow-dry them from roots to ends nice and tight on the unit, hot air-tightening the final styling. This won't unnecessarily overcook your hair or beard, as this is bound to make you uncomfortable over time. For volume, the nifty instant-death function can come in handy, just squeeze the mythical Vegvisir. We like to play around, so we had a blast on the Mjölnir as well. You'll love this!

Do you want to put the bird in the batten without blow drying? You might be interested in this handy high-functioning Beard Straightener.

The first blow dryer forged to fit guys Up to 2,000 watts of pure power and no gunmetal Two temperature modes for Nordic thunder Button for instant death with lukewarm air Handles both gentle blow-drying and uncompromising styling

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