Angry Beards Soap Of The Highest Caliber Dirty Sanchez 100 g

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A brick of black gold that saves your ass whenever you get those guns of yours wet in some brothel. Solid hand soap cut with activated charcoal and fine oak sawdust for enhanced abrasiveness can handle dried pitch, fish gunk, and rancid motor oil. Instead of dirt, just a peppery woody scent.

LIFE IS DIRTY

We don't know a guy who hasn't soiled his peppers in his life. Whether you're going to Catch & Eat and eating all the fish you catch, mining uranium a mile underground, raking or you're a self-proclaimed grillmaster, you've got some of that shit buried deep in your hands. This brick of black gold is enriched with activated charcoal and fine oak sawdust, so you don't just stroke your hands, but effectively scrub the festive gunk off them.

CARPET RAID

You'll always get it straight from us. Soap is like a carpet raid that doesn't make the difference between friend and foe. It washes the natural fatty layer that protects your skin from drying out off your hands, in addition to the gunk, grime, and motor oil residue. While we've formulated this soap to be both effective and gentle, we still strongly recommend helping your hands restore this layer with a drop of quality cream after each wash.

What, you don't? Then take our tweaked out Unicreme all-purpose cream, it's like the wédee among creams.

A brick of black gold with a concentrated load of cleansing ingredients The highest calibre even for festering grime. A smoldering stab of fine oak sawdust A scent licked with a pinch of spice/ Proudly made in the Czech Republic

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