Angry Beards Unicreme Jack Saloon 8 ml
Delivery options
- Personal collection to the shop [Nitra, Bratislava 2663/21]: Monday 01.07.
- Courier - GLS: Thursday 04.07.
- Package to keep the Slovak post office: Thursday 04.07.
- Zasielkovna: Thursday 04.07.
- Osobný odber nadrozmerného tovaru: Thursday 04.07.
- Packeta - HD: Thursday 04.07.
- AlzaBox: Thursday 04.07.
- SDS: Tuesday 09.07.
Poštovné |
Garancia výmeny |
Garancia vrátenia |
98% |
This description has been machine translated from the original text.
There's really no shame in lubricating yourself. Especially if your palms are like a grater and when you shake hands, even the toughest of tough guys roar in pain. If you're looking for one thing on your skin, this is it. Engrybird Unicreme is the wédee among creams - it'll solve xicht, dry hands or heels. Dab where you need to. Whenever. As well as hydration, you'll send a chunk of fine fertiliser into your skin, so you won't complain.
CREAMY LOTION
What do you do when you come across a rusty mother? You squirt her with a little wienie. And what do you do when your sweetheart roars when your flesh-tearing heels touch her under the duvet? You grease them with Unicrem! Sure, nobody here dreams of moisturised fur. But we don't want to have sandpaper haxne either. And those crappy cracks that itch like hell, let's not even mention those. Don't worry, you won't lose your hard-earned callouses from the gym with this cream - it's not a magic wand that turns a hippo's skin into a baby's ass. But you'll definitely help your skin stay in tip-top shape and take the shininess down a notch.
HE WHO WASHES SHOULD LUBRICATE
Soap for the skin isn't a total win. It'll get rid of the greasy grime, but it'll take everything else that even remotely resembles grease with it - including your skin's protective fatty layer. The latter can be left vulnerable and dry after washing, simply suffering like a dog. It's good to put the protection back on, ideally right after washing, which is exactly what the cream will help you with. In return, your skin will be softer and you won't have a face pumped beyond recognition in your forties.
Want to wash gently so you don't risk dry skin, dandruff and itchiness? Check out the Body & Balls shower shampoo, beard and beard shampoo and hair shampoo.
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Usage:
Total all-rounder. Feel free to slather this cream on your face, hands, feet and other body parts that are crying out for lubrication. Apply an appropriate amount to clean skin and massage in thoroughly.
PRO TIP: Any soaps, shampoos or even body washes don't peek left or right, they just wash off. In addition to the oily grime, they also remove the natural oil layer from the skin. And you should renew it regularly with a cream. Mostly on your hands, which you (hopefully) wash most often.
WARNING: One more little thing. Although in your case definitely not a trifle, but a "big deal"! Unicreme doesn't have a brush for intimate use, so leave the care of your jewel in the hands of a specialized cream - Antisweat.
Unicreme is an all-purpose cream for guys who don't want to have skin like a pencil sharpener and a forty-something face pumped beyond recognition. When a young one asks you, tell them this miracle moisturizes, brightens, detoxifies and protects from the elements. And that you're definitely not sharing it with her!
We've loaded the cream with vitamins B3 and E, which work like antioxidants to help soothe skin and prevent it from deteriorating. We've backed up the protection from the elements with premium CBD. To make the skin mega happy, we added argan oil along with a mix of plant extracts to kick-start the detox and help the skin rid itself of impurities.
75 ml tube
Ingredients:
Water, Glycerin, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Cetyl Alcohol, Panthenol, Cetearyl Olivate, Isoamyl Laurate, Diethylhexyl Carbonate, Grapeseed Oil, Sorbitan Olivate, VitaminsB3, Italian Strawberry Extract, Daisy Extract, Cetearyl Alcohol, Cetyl Alcohol, Cetyl Palmitate, Xanthan Gum, Sorbitan Palmitate, Acrylates/C10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E, Vitamin E.E, Allantoin, Sorbitan Oleate, Sunflower Oil, Betaine, Argan Oil, Cannabidiol, Sodium Hyaluronate, Citric Acid, Hops Extractho, Parfum, Perfume Ingredients (Coumarin, Linalool, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone), Ethyl Ferulate, Denatured Ethanol, Sodium Phytate, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Sodium Hydroxide, Potassium Sorbate.