Body creams

There’s really no shame in lubricating yourself. Especially when your palms are like graters and even the toughest of tough guys scream in pain when you shake hands. If you're looking for one thing to put on your skin, this is it. Angry Beards Unicreme is the WD-40 of creams – it’ll fix your face, dry hands, or your heels. Rub it in wherever you need. Anytime. Besides moisturizing, you’ll send a bit of fine fertilizer into your skin, so there’ll be no complaining. Proudly produced in Czechia.

We’ve been waiting a long time for it, envying the guys and stealing shamelessly. Not even the balls on the packaging could stop us. But watch out, girls, this is a treat just for us! The women’s version of the legendary Antistick, protecting you from chafed thighs and irritated underboobs. Because when it’s chafing, it’s never good. And you definitely don’t want to look like the ultimate trainwreck heading out on a date in your favorite skirt and approaching your idol with a duck walk.