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There’s really no shame in lubricating yourself. Especially when your palms are like graters and even the toughest of tough guys scream in pain when you shake hands. If you're looking for one thing to put on your skin, this is it. Angry Beards Unicreme is the WD-40 of creams – it’ll fix your face, dry hands, or your heels. Rub it in wherever you need. Anytime. Besides moisturizing, you’ll send a bit of fine fertilizer into your skin, so there’ll be no complaining. Proudly produced in Czechia.

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Cologne in the legendary Jack Saloon scent, for those who find perfume too big a punch. Cologne is the ideal for everyday wear or a quick refresher during the day. Same scent, intensity slightly muted. It doesn’t irritate your general vicinity like a perfume, but once the female tails are in your immediate vicinity, it traps them uncompromisingly. Jack Saloon is an oriental fragrance full of fresh herbs, lavender, and precious woods. Gift tube included.

Perfume for guys with a big P. It stays with you all day, all night, and then another day and night. An old proverb says the first thing you penetrate on a woman are her nostrils. So, make sure you make every first time worth it! Sick Sensei lives by the purest samurai code. Like expensive sake, it’s a drink for the sophisticated that you just have to savor to fully appreciate. But then prepare yourself for a warrior’s journey lined with all things Japanese, modern and traditional, pure precision and quality that transcends generations.

Perfume for guys with a big P. It stays with you all day, all night, and then another day and night. There’s an old proverb that says the first thing you penetrate on a woman are her nostrils. So, make sure you make every first time worth it. The Notorious Urban Twofinger is a powerful woody and spicy fragrance that even outlasts a night’s hustle through big-city dance clubs. When one finger’s not enough, it’s time for the Twofinger.

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A brick of black gold that saves your ass every time you get your guns wet in some mess. A tough hand soap cut with activated charcoal and fine oak sawdust for enhanced abrasiveness, it can handle dried-on tar, fish, and crusted motor oil. Instead of grime, just a peppery, woody scent. Proudly produced in Czechia.

Tested on a man’s tough skin, fine-tuned purely for us girls. Now we really have no reason to envy the guys. Except for peeing standing up. This cream will nourish, hydrate, and soothe your hands. Because we know you don’t want the rough hands of a lumberjack. Unless they’re holding your hips.