Hair

Gone are the days when a man had to hold his girl’s little pink hair dryer. We have forged the first hairdryer designed purely for a man’s paws and that even Odin would give his left eye for. It’s the perfect gift for everyone who is worthy and can lift Mjölnir. At 2000 watts of pure power, it’s a wonder it doesn’t require a firearm’s license. Plus two modes of Norse thunder and a button that activates instant death.