Cosmetics and hygiene - Becky Blossom

Becky Blossom solid peeling soap gently but thoroughly removes all the dirt and dead cells from your skin that have grown tired of life. Crushed grape seeds take care of the gentle exfoliation. Yep, wine scores on all fronts. Plus, the soap will soften your skin beautifully and leave it pleasantly scented. But be warned, there’s a definite risk that you’ll feel the urge to touch and smell yourself after using it. Give in to it and say goodbye to dry, flaky skin!

Tested on a man’s tough skin, fine-tuned purely for us girls. Now we really have no reason to envy the guys. Except for peeing standing up. This cream will nourish, hydrate, and soothe your hands. Because we know you don’t want the rough hands of a lumberjack. Unless they’re holding your hips.

We’ve been waiting a long time for it, envying the guys and stealing shamelessly. Not even the balls on the packaging could stop us. But watch out, girls, this is a treat just for us! The women’s version of the legendary Antistick, protecting you from chafed thighs and irritated underboobs. Because when it’s chafing, it’s never good. And you definitely don’t want to look like the ultimate trainwreck heading out on a date in your favorite skirt and approaching your idol with a duck walk.