Men's protective creams and balms

There’s really no shame in lubricating yourself. Especially when your palms are like graters and even the toughest of tough guys scream in pain when you shake hands. If you're looking for one thing to put on your skin, this is it. Angry Beards Unicreme is the WD-40 of creams – it’ll fix your face, dry hands, or your heels. Rub it in wherever you need. Anytime. Besides moisturizing, you’ll send a bit of fine fertilizer into your skin, so there’ll be no complaining. Proudly produced in Czechia.

Tested on a man’s tough skin, fine-tuned purely for us girls. Now we really have no reason to envy the guys. Except for peeing standing up. This cream will nourish, hydrate, and soothe your hands. Because we know you don’t want the rough hands of a lumberjack. Unless they’re holding your hips.